“The problem with that film is that I was coked out of my mind all through its production, and I didn’t know what I was doing.” – Stephen King “Cocaine’s a helluva drug.” – Rick James A man goes on … Continue reading →
So last week, I was going to post, but then my grandmother died. It was not a fun way to spend Christmas. I’m still not 100%, but that will take a little bit. In the meantime, we’re going to move … Continue reading →
True story: every time you whisper, “The Nightmare Before Christmas,” a new goth kid is born. And that’s a beautiful thing, because the film is just like a goth kid: full of heart, a bit grim, and knows how to … Continue reading →
Total transparency: this week was supposed to feature an entry concerning À l’intérieur (Inside), a French film from 2007 about a pregnant woman (Alysson Paradis) fending off a home invasion staged by a woman (Beatrice Dalle) who wants to cut … Continue reading →
If I’m being completely honest, I really thought that the title of this film was a reference to an STI. Goes to show you just where my head is lately. Anywho, the trailer for this week is The Clapper, an … Continue reading →
So after the will to live was sucked out of me by watching and tweeitng about The Christmas Shoes last night, I need cat pictures. Lots and lots of cat pictures. I’ll be honest, this week, I need some … Continue reading →
Reminder for this evening: at 6PM EST, I’ll be live tweeting the Lifetime classic The Christmas Shoes. It’s … an experience. I’m going to attempt to do this sober. I’m not sure if I’m going to finish it sober, but … Continue reading →
Oh this short broke my damn heart. I’m not going to blather on. Just watch it, then go hug someone you love and take a moment to wish for their continued happiness and well being. Here’s Anton Sheptooha and Nick … Continue reading →
The early 90s were a great time for family-friendly comedy. We had stuff like Home Alone and Ernest Scared Stupid. It was good times for everyone. 1994 saw the hits keep on comin’ with The Santa Clause, a wonderful piece … Continue reading →
Ah, love is a many-splendored thing. It starts off as a flush, an infatuation with something beautiful in front of you, its imperfections imperceptible to you as you rush to spend every waking minute with it. As time goes on, … Continue reading →
