I’ve referenced the 1987 shitshow Mio In the Land of Faraway a few times on this blog. I can’t stress enough how bad it is. It’s awful. However, that doesn’t stop me from enjoying the living shit out of the … Continue reading →
I had a stark realization: Tommy Boy was released in 1995, which means it’s old enough to legally drink. How fitting. Fun story: I watched this film when it first came out with my best friend Lisa. We went to … Continue reading →
There’s no nice way to say this: I love Road Trip. Yes, it’s dumb. Yes, it’s sexist and has some really stupid jokes and plot points. It does not stop me from loving this film. I don’t even feel that … Continue reading →
The Charlie’s Angels movies are a guilty pleasure of mine. The stunts are completely unrealistic and the plots are pretty goddamned out-there. However… they’re fun. Yes, they’re relatively stupid. But they make me happy, and considering that it’s the doldrums … Continue reading →
Movies based on television shows more often than not suck. Sequels? Forget it. And yet (and yet and yet)Addams Family Values is satisfying on so many levels. It’s sarcastic. It goes for biting one-liners while wearing a deadpan expression. It … Continue reading →
This one comes as a result of a shout out to some of my dearest friends from my teenage years (we were a small group, but we still keep in touch and they are even more badass now than they … Continue reading →
Rounding out this week, I managed to find a short (and I mean short) film about harboring a guilty pleasure. Without further adieu, I present 2011’s Guilty Pleasures: Everyone has a vice: smoking, drinking, shopping, shoes, food, sex. Take your … Continue reading →
Well, I’ve already embarrassed myself enough this week, so why not? I like watching Center Stage and Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, so why while I’m at it, why not admit to liking something that’s completely fucking stupid and not as strong … Continue reading →
The first time I saw the trailer for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, I shook my head and said, “This is either going to be really good or really bad.” In a sense, it’s both. I was fully prepared to … Continue reading →
Center Stage is one of those movies that fills me with shame. Its plot conventions are cliche. It’s got corny dialogue. For Christ’s sake, the majority of the cast are dancers rather than actors; they can’t deliver lines! And yet, … Continue reading →
