I’ve referenced the 1987 shitshow Mio In the Land of Faraway a few times on this blog. I can’t stress enough how bad it is. It’s awful. However, that doesn’t stop me from enjoying the living shit out of the … Continue reading →
The Sentinel has some things going for it that I hold dear: Chris Sarandon, a bitching apartment, creepy swinging chandeliers, and Beverly D’Angelo masturbating on a couch. In all seriousness, it’s that last one that got me thinking: it’s the … Continue reading →
I am a sucker for a dinosaur. Always have been, since childhood, despite that it wasn’t “cool” for little girls to dig dinosaurs (or stars for that matter). I remember the acute terror felt at going to see the first … Continue reading →
This past summer, my friend Kathryn (who is fucking awesome) sent me a link on YouTube to watch Funky Forest. I made the mistake of starting to watch it right then and there. For the next thirty minutes, I poceeded to … Continue reading →
I have fond memories of 1989’s The Wizard. It was a Fred Savage vehicle (who didn’t love The Wonder Years?), it featured Nintendo games, and it had a fun soundtrack (for a nine-year-old girl, New Kids on the Block was … Continue reading →
A new year happens tomorrow. So, why not kick off 2016 with something completely offbeat? Especially if you’re nursing a hangover and are missing that completely drunk feeling. This one is a rental, but really, even if it takes you … Continue reading →
I watched Edward Scissorhands when I was ten and really enjoyed it… until I got to the ending. There I was, with my best friend and my mom, sitting in my living room, crying my eyes out. I got ripped … Continue reading →
Happy Hanukkah, friends! I wanted to make sure that Hanukkah got included in our celebrations for the month of December, and found this little short. Produced just over a year ago, it hails to us from SUNY Oswego (which is … Continue reading →
This one just plain hurts to do, but it has to be done. You’ve got to rip the bandage off at some point, no matter how bad it’s going to hurt. And trust me, this one does indeed hurt. I … Continue reading →
As you know, I did a guest spot on a special Big Trouble in Little China podcast with Stephen Escudero in the not-so-distant past. If you listened, you’ll know that I managed to go off on a wild tangent (crazy, … Continue reading →
