“I thought it would be a funny short story – a kind of American Graffiti. Instead, a fairly long novel came out, a supernatural tale about girlfriends, boyfriends, and Christine.” = Stephen King Haunted car blah blah blah. Teenagers blah blah. … Continue reading →
“One night over supper I wondered aloud what would happen if Dracula came back in the twentieth century, to America. “He’d probably be run over by a Yellow Cab on Park Avenue and killed,” my wife said. That closed the … Continue reading →
“Thanks to the guy who told me SHAWSHANK is “the CASABLANCA of my generation, man.” The credit goes to my man Frank Darabont.” @StephenKing Andy Dufresne is sent to prison, goes through a lot of shit to get out again. … Continue reading →
Phantoms The town of Snowfield has disappeared. A group of boring people walk around it for almost 500 pages. The Book Have you read a science textbook? Because Dean Koontz sure has and transplanted a lot of that knowledge into … Continue reading →
“Two unrelated ideas, adolescent cruelty and telekinesis, came together, and I had an idea … “ – Stephen King Shy and bullied high school student Carrie White discovers she has psychic abilities. Just in time for Prom Season. The Book … Continue reading →
Beep-Beep readers, as some of you may know I’m the resident Stephen King fanboy around these parts and as a few may have seen, the trailer for IT just hit. So I lost my damn mind and wrote a lot about … Continue reading →
***This article contains spoilers for all of season 1 of Love. If you’ve already seen it or think I should stop telling you how to live your life, kindly continue*** ***Also buckle up for feels. Not all the, but some*** … Continue reading →
“The book is hot, and the movie is cold; the book ends in fire, and the movie in ice.” – Stephen King Jack, Wendy and Danny Torrance stay in a deserted hotel deep within the rocky mountains. The hotel has … Continue reading →
“Misery is a book about cocaine. Annie Wilkes is cocaine. She was my number-one fan.” – Stephen King Misery was first published in 1987, with the film adaptation following a few years later in 1990. It tells the story of … Continue reading →
The Shadow Before. Why am I doing this, you may ask? Well I pose back to you, who do you think you are? My therapist? No, you’ll still take my calls…. Regardless, over the last few month after an annual … Continue reading →
