If you’re anywhere in the United States, chances are, you got hit with snow this weekend. We’re currently clobbered in a white blanket of the stuff and all I can think of are the jokes Dan makes about coke.

This week, we’re going to explore such happy subjects as the uprising of the little guy and cults. We’ll start off with a look at Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003), known to some as that point in time when Peter Jackson was still hitting the quality control button. What can I say? They can’t all be sparkling slices of sunshine in the dead of winter.