It’s ass freezing outside and only going to get colder. Ugh. Which means my butt is staying indoors as much as possible and eating my way to spring.

This week, we’re going with the theme of being hungry/thirsty in more ways than one. We’ll start off with a look at Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997), because Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino are the perfect cure for the winter blahs. We’ll then recommend Raw (2016), because there’s nothing like hate watching a self-righteous college student. Dan’s going to take a break on Hail to the King this month. Honestly, as the site is going to be quiet, we might not be seeing more of that column for a bit. I’ll keep you posted.