Ever try out some new makeup looks and get too ambitious and you wind up looking pretty garish? I… may have bitten off more than I could chew this weekend.

So on the note of coming on too heavy-handed, we’re slapping on the unnecessary layers and going for full-on pancake emotion this week. Wednesday will see an analysis of What Dreams May Come (1998), because I love that movie, even though it whacks you over the head with its message. Thursday will see a recommendation for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), because we’re all trapped in a glass case of emotion. So bring a spoon and prepare for extra cheese, people. It’ll be delicious.