Jewish peeps, happy Passover. As a special gift to you, I’m going to poke holes in some movies that some of those nearest and dearest to me really like.

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Let me be upfront: I had been told that I needed to watch Hush because it was so good and was going to end up on Top Ten lists for 2016. I watched it. I wasn’t impressed. So you’re stuck with me ranting. That’s gift number one. Gift number two is me going the fuck off on Stephen King’s Sleepwalkers, which, despite that I love it, I want to slap it. It’s like that friend that refuses to try poutine: you love that person, but you also have to refrain from throttling that person as well. To atone for this, I’m going to give you a recommendation for Time Lapse, which my dear friend Wes has been patiently waiting for me to cover. So here’s dreams coming true this week. I hope you get yours.