It’s awards season once again. I used to watch them with great fervor, until I realized that the awards were mostly political within Hollywood and less about recognizing something that truly spoke to craftsmanship within the industry. That, and if I have to endure one more attempt at the Oscars version of Susan Lucci trying to win an award, I may have to scream.

I’m looking right at you, DiCaprio.

So, I’ll just put it out there that I really don’t give a shit about who wins this year, so long as I can scratch my head and wonder what the hell everyone decided to wear. It’s safe to say that I’ll be in my own bubble this week, talking about stuff that actually matters. Like Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness, and labels in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. We’ll close out the week by recommending an animated film that’s a total smartass. So pour that extra large daiquiri, pull up a lounge chair, and have yourself a good time.