Okay, so I on my first try, I typed The Lady Jedi, and, well, that kind of works too. It is upon us. We are getting another Star Wars film. Between this and The Disaster Artist (personal reflection: never did I think I’d be excited for something Tommy Wiseau-related AND Star Wars in the same month. What a time to be alive.), we’re getting one hell of a December. Anywhoodle, onward with the show. Here’s the latest trailer for The Last Jedi.

Theory: Kylo Ren is deep cover. I could be wrong (read: Erin, you’re totally wrong), but I can’t help but wonder with all of the tough guy antics of wanting to prove himself. No one is that fucking emo for that long. Wait a sec, half of our political figures are this emo. Shit….

It’s going to be a wonderful, wonderful Christmas this year (nuclear holocaust notwithstanding).