So my friends and colleagues in the U.K. have another bank holiday tomorrow. Here in America, we don’t get nice things like that. Instead, we’re going to bitch about sexism and murder this week, because why the hell not? Monday, … Continue reading →
“Thanks to the guy who told me SHAWSHANK is “the CASABLANCA of my generation, man.” The credit goes to my man Frank Darabont.” @StephenKing Andy Dufresne is sent to prison, goes through a lot of shit to get out again. … Continue reading →
Ever try to work as a go-between for two people that don’t speak the same language? (Rest of the world: “Erin, I think the word for which you’re searching is translator.”) Even better, when someone stupidly decides that two languages … Continue reading →
One of the fastest ways to get me to turn into a 10-year-old girl is to put on the movie Drop Dead Fred. It came out in 1991, and it was love at first sight (right now, the theme song … Continue reading →
I walked into 2015’s Southbound knowing only that it was an anthology about Hell – I didn’t even know that most of this group was involved in V/H/S. I’m quite glad that I went in blind, as I enjoyed the … Continue reading →
Total honesty: this is not a real trailer. Dan found this and passed it along with the notation that this is only a fake trailer for a film that doesn’t exist. That being said, I don’t care. This is so … Continue reading →
Spring is supposedly here. I live in Rochester, so I’ll believe that one when I see it. What better way to ring in the new season than with some analysis? We’ll have a mock trailer for this week on Tuesday. … Continue reading →
Parody is a fine, fine art when performed correctly. Often, the tone has to be justso – you have to make sure that everyone has a straight face firmly glued on, and that there are no giggles erupting forth no … Continue reading →
Recently, all eyes have been on the forthcoming adaptation of Stephen King’s It. Admittedly, it does look good (despite the fact that my ex-husband spent multiple minutes at my dining room table playing the footage of Georgie smacking his head … Continue reading →
2016’s Train to Busan left my heart pounding a way I hadn’t felt in a while. It built slowly but steadily, and despite some of its flaws, I found myself attached to the characters in a way that made the … Continue reading →
