Total honesty: this is not a real trailer. Dan found this and passed it along with the notation that this is only a fake trailer for a film that doesn’t exist. That being said, I don’t care. This is so good that it gets a spot on Trailer Tuesday. My friends, I give you… Laser Pope.

Let me make this abundantly clear: if this were an actual film, not only would I be paying money to see it, I’d be begging my friends to go with me to see it. I’d splurge and get popcorn, a drink AND candy. That’s how deathly serious I am: I am ready to put up a kidney in order to have the funding for that kind of movie-going experience. Hollywood, pay attention. People want to see fun, ridiculous, escapist stuff like this, not another half-baked remake or reboot or whatever you want to call it. We don’t want The Batfleck. We don’t want the return of Katherine Heigl. Give the people what they want. We want Laser Pope.