Three things I hate: remakes, fat jokes and films that have the potential to be absolute moron movies. And yet, we’re covering all three this week.

Lesson learned: don’t say never. Or use a double negative.

This week, we’ll investigate why the Fright Night remake actually works, despite that I was dragged into it kicking and screaming. We’ll also sing the praises of a film that I should hate but don’t: Tommy Boy. Ending on a purely fun note, I’m going to give you reasons why you should run to the theatre and watch Hardcore Henry. It’ll be weird and random, but if you just hold onto the friendship rope and stay with the rest of the class, you’ll do fine.