After two months of breathless anticipation, winter has finally arrived.

First person to complain about the heat this summer gets throat punched.

So while we’re bundled up and waiting for the great thaw, I’ll be keeping you company with good, old-fashioned analysis concerning the nature of parental abandonment (Willow) and how honesty can mark you for death (Donnie Darko). We’ll round out with a recommendation for a guilty pleasure. So grab some hot chocolate, turn up that electric blanket, and snuggle up on the couch. It’s going to be deep.