There is no easy way to say this. I need a time machine. Or extra hands (god, the possibilities with that one…). Or a clone. Why, you may ask? I want to add two more segments to this blog. I’d like to get something up every day (I am just on FIRE tonight). At this point, I’m working with three other publications: That’s Not Current, Diabolique Magazine, and Screams Quarterly Magazine. Plus posting here five times a week. I either need an I.V. filled with Red Bull or an evil elf that wants to do my bidding. As I am fresh out of Red Bull, I think I’m going to need an evil elf. So, to that extent, I’m officially in the market for an elf.

This is my want ad.

Here’s what the job entails: on Tuesdays, you’d be finding and publishing a recommendation for a trailer (proposed segment: Trailer Tuesdays). On Fridays, you get to talk about whatever you want in the world of film or television, whether it’s analysis, a rant or a good find. Hell, I’m even open to you covering comics or music (so long as it’s not Taylor Swift. Just, no.). Problem is that I can’t pay you with money. It would have to be Skittles. So if you’re down with that, let me know. Comment or drop me a line at backseatdriverreviews@gmail.com and we’ll go from there.