It’s that time of year again, gang. The time we’ve all been waiting for. Come to momma, baby.

Since we’ve got a holiday coming up, you’d think that we’d be taking a break, right? Nope. Not a chance in hell. Being the good boss that I am, I’m giving the rest of the gang the week off (I pay in Skittles too. You know you want to work for me.). We’re going for things for which we’re thankful this week, and we’re kicking it off in style. Tomorrow, I’m going to tell you about a good charity that’s well worth your time, energy and donations. Tuesday, you’ll be getting a trailer that Dan Pollitt showed me (because he is a kind man that understands my deep love of craptacular cinema). Wednesday, we’re skipping the analysis and keeping up with a tradition I started last year: the sharing of a treasured Thanksgiving memory. Thursday, we’ll recommend one of the greatest Christmas stories ever told: Elf.

Break out those comfy pants and the big spoon this week, gang. We’re gaining at least five pounds in sheer glee.