My timing is a weird thing sometimes. I got a request to cover Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan from one of our faithful readers (shout out to Lucas – respect). I caught mother! last night. You’re not just getting one Aronofsky analysis this week – you’re getting two. You lucky, lucky people. We’re going to be so freaking happy this week.

The analysis of mother! drops tomorrow. Tuesday sees a to-be-determined trailer, while Wednesday sees a look at female competition in Black Swan. Thursday, the hits continue with a recommendation for Larry Clark’s Kids, because we’re pretty much dead inside already. Saturday is going to mark that favorite time of the month for us – Hail to the King! This month, Dan’s tackling the Losers Club in both book and cinematic format. In the famous words of Sophia from The Golden Girls: fasten your seatbelt, slut puppy.