Some weeks, trailers are found based on word of mouth. Other times, something is forwarded to me, or requested. I’m a huge fan of sitting on my butt and waiting for someone else to be brilliant. And then there are moments like this:

Dan: You have to check this out.
Me: ?
Dan: You’ve had a tough week and this is funny.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the mock trailer for Handjob Cabin.

Yes, I would totally sit through an hour and a half of a ghost that can’t give a handjob to save her life. Especially given that Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and there are undoubtedly going to be some unsatisfying encounters in the name of beating the loneliness poised by Hallmark holidays. Why not admit that some aspects just plain suck? Like a handjob, friends. Like a handjob.