Oh, kids. I am so ready to cut loose and have some fun this week.

What better way to celebrate than with metal, porn, and a giant robot? Not all together at once; we’re not weirdos, after all. I take that back: Nika and Talicia aren’t weirdos. I can’t speak for myself. Anywho, Wednesday will see us covering Deathgasm, a delightful film about metalheads fighting demons. Thursday we’ll give you five reasons why you should watch Zack and Miri Make a Porno this weekend. On Friday, Nika will explore trans issues in Voltron: Legendary Defender. All in all, we have a fun week planned. Stick with us, kid – we’ll teach you how to live.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, there’s news. Nika and I are going to live tweet a Miyazaki film. We’re leaning towards Kiki’s Delivery Service, but I’m thinking of trolling Spirited Away (which I love, but it’s easy to make commentary on). Have a preference? Let us know! We’ll have dates posted soon.