You didn’t really think I was going to let this one slide, did you?

Pitch fucking perfect. The Bob Ross parody is the joke we need right now (not necessary the joke we deserve, but Mr. Pool is a giver. And a receiver.). Between the names of the paints, the jerking off jokes and Wade’s expression of his love of nose candy in dolcet tones, it’s perfect. Cards on the table: I’m a little worried that Vanessa is going to bite it in the first 10 minutes of the movie. I really like Morena Baccarin in this role, and I’m concerned that her death will fuel a rampage while Wade finds love again. Great fodder, but please, #prayers4Vanessa. On the plus side, Negasonic Teenage Warhead is back! YAAAAAS! AND DOPINDER! Karan Soni is the shit in his brief time onscreen. Here’s to more Dopinder and Daffodil Daydream.